You know You are addicted to Battlefield 3...
When instead of waking up your wife in the morning you revive her with your imaginary defibrillator (bonus points if she wakes up by choosing “A” to accept your revival!).
When you hear the beeping sound from your oven and think the enemy is about to "blow up" your base.
When you go to talk to real people and you try to turn your mic on
When standing in a long queue at the movies for a new release, you start to hear “that tune” that gets louder as the tickets run out.
When waiting at a traffic light you drive forwards and backwards to prevent a pedestrian planting C4 on you.
When You're rushing to your car to be the one that can drive it.
When your g/f starts to sound like a russian soldier
When you think you're getting suppressed, but it's only your eyes unfocusing.
When you ask your doctor for a medkit.
When you imagine the things you could do in a crowded metro if only u had a Lmg or a Usas-12 with you
When you wanna press "Q" while looking at your mother-in-law so your teammates can take her down with a .50 caliber Machine Gun.
When seeing a helicopter or plane in the sky you tag it for your buddies to see. I
When every time you walk past a flag pole you jump in the bushes next to it and wait for a different flag to be hoisted.
When try to take your friends imaginary dogtags with an imaginary knife, instead of hugging.
When you see large clusters of people and you imagine throwing a grenade, as you add up the points
When you imagine the things you could do in a crowded metro if only u had a Lmg or a Usas-12 with you
...i najbolja, mnogi ce se prepoznati:
When you're not getting a boner anymore and you blame DICE for the performance problems.
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